HurricaneVanessa

SWIMSUIT ILLUSTRATED’S COVER GAL, KATE UPTON CHANNELS HER OBLIGATORY MARILYN.

hurricanevanessa — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:31:40 +0000

Sophia Neophitou, from Victoria's Secret may not like her much, but that's OK. Everyone else does. Here she is on the cover of MUSE magazine.

Styleite helpfully inform us that she isn’t wearing anything at all on this cover.

No, not even the unfortunate eye-patch bikini immortalised on the cover of Sport’s Illustrated Swimwear Edition.

I don’t know about you, but what I do believe is that no clothes are better than no ladyparts

Via

ANOTHER LOOK TO NEVER TRY AT HOME: NICKI MINAJ SMURFS IT UP FOR VOGUE.

hurricanevanessa — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:19:33 +0000

It's not easy being blue.

Via everywhere, and here.

FROM OFFICIAL BIGGEST YOUNGEST BLOGGER ALIVE TO …. EVERYTHINGER? TAVI GEVINSON MODELS (WITH CYNDI LAUPER) FOR UNIGLO.

hurricanevanessa — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:03:48 +0000

Orla Kiely launched her collaboration with Uniglo yesterday with two ads. One, featuring vintage rocker, Cyndi Lauper, and another featuring ...

... Tavi. From blogger to ...everythinger?

Racked NYC reports that “the button-ups and sleeveless dresses will set you back $39.90, the T-shirts are $19.90, and the scarves are only $12.90.”

Via Racked

WHO WORE WHAT AT THE BRIT AWARDS: STARRING HRH RIHANNA, ADELE, KYLIE, FLORENCE AND THEIR PRINCESSES.

hurricanevanessa — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:46:54 +0000

Rihanna in Givenchy. That dress looks similar to chain mail,to me. Maybe she needs some body armour.

Adele in Burberry.

Florence Welch in Alexander McQueen.

Lana del Rey in Vivienne Westwood.

Kylie in Yves Saint Laurent

Nicole Scherzinger in Versace

Jessie J in Falguni and Shane Peacock

Images via CG

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? IS IT A MOULDY, OLD, CLICHE OF A POST TITLE? NO, IT’S THE FLYING BABY.

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:57:23 +0000

This, from MMM: "Last summer, photographer Rachel Hulin thought it would be fun to make her baby fly. So she looked to her son Henry to see what he could do. As she told Time, "I wanted the flights to feel genuine. These are places we are really in everyday, it’s not a cut-and-paste job on random interiors and landscapes.”

"If you're worried about Henry's safety, you'll be relieved to find out that he's not in any real danger. “I never throw him, and I never move him into a place in the frame that he wasn’t in to begin with," Hulin said. "I like Henry to fly the way he feels like it, I never pose him in a specific way."

"Sometimes he’s graceful and sometimes he’s a little hunchback."

"I think telling you more would ruin it.”

They're adorable.

Super Henry.

Inspecting outbuildings.

Spooky.

Via Rachel Hulin.

BRACE YOURSELF, ALL, FOR THE WORK OF THE SEASONED PROS ON THE LONDON CATWALKS.

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:30:04 +0000

Fyodor Golan not only sounds like he should reside in Mordor, but appears to design for the inhabitants of that locale as well.

Punktastic evolution at Louise Gray.

Your body is a Wonderland, literally. Alice-inspired at Pam Hogg.

"I'm so sorry, Ms Raphaely, it's not good news. You're suffering from Meadham Kirchoff's Disease. The prognosis is grim. Outbreaks of brightly coloured infection, agitation and severe headaches. Blue tassle-like alien growths are likely to occur from your skull. We'll do what we can to make you comfortable, but once again, I'm sorry."

Inbar Spector. No words. Literally. The idea is no talking. Your mouth is covered with faux emeralds.

That is enough.

I do not want to be visited by mad fashion in my dreams.

Via London Calling.

KANYE WEST, IN PEPPERMINT ACNE, IS A BIG GIRL’S SWEATER.

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:58:00 +0000

He does love his ladywear. Jou ma se romp.

Think it could go either way?

" Hot Buy: Lia Cable-Knit Cotton Sweater ($320) by Acne Chunky knits and pretty pastels are two of the season’s key style stories, so work both trends in one look with Acne’s cable-knit mint-green cotton sweater. Pull yours on with a maxi skirt and chunky sandals to strike the perfect balance between laid-back and luxe."

It is also about the whitest looking item of clothing to ever be seen on the back of a black man.

Hello Dear!

Via

DO YOU RECOGNISE THIS VINTAGE BEEFCAKE?

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:34:41 +0000

It's Karl Lagerfeld with his un-ironically cocked eyebrow.

No, it’s not

Oh you are so cute, Mr 60s, lying there on those tousled sheets. Who would have guessed that you would have grown up to be quite such a tough guy?

Mr Connery. We take you very serious.

Via The Gloss.

MIRANDA KERR ROCKS 3 SEPARATE LOOKS THAT NO CIVILIAN SHOULD ATTEMPT ON AUSTRALIAN HARPER’S BAZAAR.

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:05:12 +0000

CODE RED! CODE RED!

1) Peplums: Yes, extra attention and bulk on our hips, just what we’ve always wanted. Thanks.

And …

2) Bare Midriffs: They are not obligatory. They are not recommended. Even if you haven’t just had a baby and your tummy has snapped back like Diet Chewing gum. You are not a contestant in Toddlers & Tiaras. Just say no!

3) “Swimwear” as “clothing.” That is a bikini top. To an eye that has not been abducted by the Fashion Aliens, it looks silly with that over-bejewelled Peplum sofa cover of a skirt. Remember, at all times, The Emperor’s new Clothes. There were smart people in that crowd of stupids too, you know.

Via Fashion Editorials.

KILLER SHOES. REALLY.

hurricanevanessa — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:36:22 +0000

Fierce.

From Walk a Mile in My Shoes, on The Behance Network.

I’d really rather not, if it’s all the same with you, thanks and all that.